Roaming The Lands Of Nether And Post Work Cleansing

Dear blog, oh how I have been avoiding you. I am in a constant state of having an incredible amount to say but absolutely no words. Doing and experiencing so much but having nada to talk about, zero way of expressing it. Isn’t the purpose of a blog supposed to be an outlet for your…

Fronts And Masks: Actually Getting To Know Those Closest To You

When I was younger, I had this weird desire to go to a masked ball. I’d seen them on TV, teenage romcoms (Cinderella story…) and had completely romanticised the idea of disguising myself and becoming someone else for the evening. It’s so strange how much covering just a few inches of skin around the eyes…

ED: A Piece Of Cake

There’s two voices in your head. One of them is telling you need to eat in order to live, survive, work etc. The other, calmer, louder voice is telling you that you’ve eaten enough already today, you’re getting fatter and fatter by the second. You can physically feel yourself swelling as the clock on the…

Adulting, The Perfect Spectator Sport

Adulthood is similar to standing on a tennis court and having balls fired at you. You catch as many as you can but some hit you, you miss some and drop some. You’re running around like a madman (or woman in my case) trying to juggle as many balls as you can, while trying to…

What It Means To Love And Be Loved

Love has taken on such a different meaning for me as I’ve gotten older. When I was younger I was such an unashamed, hopeless romantic; embarrassingly so. I would moon out of raindrop covered car windows at the night sky and sigh onto the glass, draw a wobbly heart in the patch of cloudy condensation…

My Messy, Unoffical, Love-Filled List Of Goals For 2019

As the year draws to a close we are all currently suspended, bloated and restless, in that post Christmas pre-New Years limbo. I feel myself entering the familiar bubble of nostalgia and deflation that always settles over me at this stage, an irrational yearn for the year that we’re sending off and the overwhelming prospects…